one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
and yes, they both smoke weed
and which one told you that?
one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
and yes, they both smoke weed
and which one told you that?
Cavemen adorned in white coats & safety goggles working diligently with welding gear and beakers on PROJECT: WHEEL
Cave scientists huddled around a rotating holographic projection of a prototype throwing spear
Wearing full hazmat suits and watching from a bunker 500 meters away as the first berry is picked
wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.
a hoe never gets lyme disease
everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. “oh it’s such an ugly color, too bright!” look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she’s the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.
Out here hitting the Bong of Anubis
*sees one cop drive by* damn. way too many cops out today
Men I trust more like men I thrust! #pegging
Patch notes:
- “Men” has been replaced with “Jumps”
- “Trust” has been replaced with “drop”
- “Thrust” has been replaced with “pop”
Why
funniest adhd thing is when you’re like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i’ll do a difficult one instead
1892:
is that a cd in your pocket or is your penis just hard and circle. with hole
Nothing wrong with being an uwu trans boy but shoutout to trans Men. Trans grown men with dick and balls. “He is a grown man with dick and balls” is a state of mind but also trans men who have had bottom surgery. Mwah
The common image of transness tends to skew very young & sometimes it bothers me like… we don’t always stay young smooth and cutesy forever. On account of being people, which are known for aging. & in the current climate of the beauty industry getting uhhh Worse? I think it’s important to know you’re allowed to get older
This is fascinating and I love the part with the mushrooms and the worms if this really works but my favorite part is that we spent decades like “oh no….oil is soaking into fur and feathers….if only we had something that could soak up all this oil”
wish i could google “am i good?” and it would tell me if i should go to the hospital